the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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