erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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