I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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