You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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