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(574): View more from Indiana

Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.

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(530): View more from California

I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

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(802): View more from Vermont

his penis is PERFECT

(802): View more from Vermont

I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

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or knit it little hat

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(810): View more from Michigan

I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same

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(847): View more from Illinois

That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You left wolverine marks

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I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?

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