I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
