The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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