i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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