kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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