Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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