So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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