brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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