oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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