So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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