he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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