hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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