I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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