we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Terrible idea I love it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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