Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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