The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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