he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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