But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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