I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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