oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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