The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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