Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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