The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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