White coat. Heels.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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