I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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