Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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