I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We left an ass print on the piano.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
