i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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