Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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