And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
this is an emotional support booty call
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.