So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???