basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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