Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's never too late to be topless.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level