i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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