maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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