FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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