glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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