my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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