ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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