He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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