If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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