i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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