I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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