hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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