Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
