u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize