at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
how does that bad decision feel?
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