You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We just shotgunned beers for America
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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