do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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