Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
false alarm, still single
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
