And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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