Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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