in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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