I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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