If i come over, it means nothing
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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