Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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