Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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