I am puke
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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