She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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