i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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